Pope Francis shocked the Catholic world by announcing
that he plans on stepping down from his position. Papal Resignation is
extremely rare, and this will only be the 7th time in the history of the
church. Pope Francis made his announcement from his balcony in Vatican City to
thousand of shocked spectators.
“I have come to the conclusion there is no God,” said Pope
Francis, a man who has become known for his unorthodox views on the Catholic church.
“I have dedicated my life to the church. Clearly, so many wasted years of
unanswered prayers. I can no longer in good faith head the church anymore, as
whatever spirit that had filled my heart is gone.”
A shocked crowd of onlookers became extremely quiet as the
Pontiff continued, many of whom openly wept.
“I will stay on long enough for another Pope to be chosen,
of course. I know many of you will be upset, but please be happy for me and my
new life. I plan on spending my remaining years traveling, maybe finding a good
woman and settling down. Hell, maybe even a good man. Who knows? It’s a new
day, and I solemnly believe that everyone should choose to live their life the
way they want. I wish you all the best and don’t let my decision stop you from
believing in an imaginary God, if that’s what you want to do.”
”Pope Francis’ decision comes as no surprise to Vatican
insiders, his hard-line stance on altar boy molestation, his generosity to the
poor, and his blessing of gay marriage have made unpopular among priests of the
church,” says Vatican reporter Francesco Rinaldi. “Some say the Pope was
being blackmailed to step down by Church officials.
Whatever the reason, most look forward to his departure so
the Church can get back to business as usual – hating gays and bashing
sinners.”
I begin to wonder, after all these years, now he feels or knows or realize there is no God?
Recently he agreed that the evolutionary theory was real/true, that's the Pope believing in science and mocking his creator. He has also recently demonstrated the SIGN we all know about (see image above)
hmmm... End time draws closer, closer and closer every second.
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